Fantasy Hockey League XXIV

BANQUET-R-US

Cory and others gathered in mass to celebrate Cory. Cory won the President's Cup against very legit non-Cory opponents. Cory wisked though playoff components like Dell used to blaze throught Twinkies! NO Survivors! Cory won the championship. Cory this, Cory that. Hit Cory in the head with a wiffle ball bat! What the hell!! Is he that much better? Is this the '67 Canadiens? '82 Islanders? '88 Oilers? Are we, as opposition, taking a step back? or is 'Secratariat' coming around the Clubhouse turn on the inside pole, ahead by more than a nose?? Have we found a second generation, the sequel to...Team Cup Deux?

It was a very enjoyable banquet, hanging with the boys is always a great time. Jeffrey Allen Bangs graced us with his presence, which was cool as ever. Nice when you can bring the Abner Doubleday of this league to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. Thankyou for a great year, I sucked, but promise to be better... you are now warned. Cory, Cory, Cory... When I see Cory, I will refer to him as Champ! He earned it!